Ah, the bidet. The mysterious bathroom contraption that, for some, conjures images of European luxury and, for others, a peculiar water fountain for your nether regions. If you've ever wondered what it's like to turn your toilet into a water park for your bum, then this blog is for you! Let's dive into the world of bidets, exploring what they do, how to install them, why they're a game-changer, and some unexpected benefits that might make you want to say goodbye to toilet paper forever.
What the Heck is a Bidet?
For the uninitiated, a bidet is a bathroom fixture designed to cleanse your derriere with a gentle stream of water. Think of it as a mini shower for your behind, a refreshing spritz after your business is done.
It's the classy, eco-friendly way to keep things tidy down there, and it's been making waves in bathrooms worldwide. Unlike traditional toilet paper, which can sometimes feel like sandpaper on sensitive skin, a bidet offers a spa-like experience, leaving you feeling as fresh as a daisy.
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Installing Your New Best Friend
You might think installing a bidet is akin to plumbing rocket science, but fear not! Most modern bidets are user-friendly and can be installed with minimal tools (and perhaps a little bit of swearing). But not as much as if you installed it to a water source other than your toilet, like classic bidets! So there's that!
Here’s a quick guide:
- You’ll need to pick your bidet. There are various types, from standalone bidet bowls that require their own space to bidet toilet seats and attachments that fit onto your existing toilet. If you're going for the attachment or seat option, it’s usually a straightforward process. Refer to our favorite attachment options below.
- Turn off the water supply to your toilet—unless you want an impromptu slip-and-slide in your bathroom—and then unscrew your toilet seat.
- Place the bidet attachment according to the instructions, reattach the seat, and connect the provided hoses to your water supply.
- Make sure everything is tight and leak-free before turning the water back on.
- Give your new bidet a test run, and prepare to giggle like a school kid discovering the joy of a backyard sprinkler!
- Note: Our instructions are great (obvi), but it's important to follow the manufacturer provided instruction manual carefully.
The Best of the Bidets!
Based on nearly 1 million real pooping humans’ reviews, The TUSHY Classic 3.0 gives you all the TUSHY signatures with mega upgrades.
- NEW Patented Self-Cleaning SmartSpray™ nozzle rinses before and after each use for a better clean. Automatically retracts when Classic 3.0 is turned off
- Easy install in 8 ½ minutes or less on most standard toilets
- Universal fit on almost any toilet with adjustable seat fasteners that firmly secure your TUSHY between the toilet bowl and seat
- NEW Water pressure control, now choose from a light to strong stream of clean water
- NEW Precision nozzle adjuster gives you the control to clean your bum or front with a targeted stream
- NEW Naturally antimicrobial bamboo or brass knob keeps your home clean with a modern, luxury design that fits any bathroom
- NEW Slim body with Patented Buildup Resistant Design for a sleek profile that seamlessly fits into your home and minimizes grime buildup
- Over 16,000 5-Star Reviews;
- Jerry: “Stupid easy install, super reasonable price, yes its basically tap water wash, so not warm water. But at least I'm not burning through TP”
- Samantha: “We loved it so much after having one at an Airbnb we stayed at, we purchased one for our home, vacation home and both our parents homes!!!”
- Valerie: “Why Did I Wait So Long?? This thing is life changing and I’m so happy! Seriously, my Tushy is worth every penny and I should have purchased one a long time ago.”
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Upgrade your bathroom experience with not one, but TWO top-of-the-line NEO Plus Bidets, complete with all the latest features (and some other amazing products from LUXE)!
The NEO Plus Bundle is perfect for families with multiple bathrooms or for sharing with friends. Limited quantities available - you don't want to miss out on this opportunity to enjoy the ultimate clean and fresh feeling all year long.
What's in the Bundle
- 2 x NEO Plus Series Bidets
- 4 x Whift Toilet Scents, 60 mL Sprays
- 1 x 4-Pack Whift Toilet Scents Travel Kit, 15 mL Drops
- 2 x LUXE Portable Bidet
- 2 x LUXE Bidet Shut-off Hoses
- 1 x 6-Pack 100% Organic Bamboo Washcloths
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The LUXE Bidet® NEO 120 Plus is a cold water model from our newest line of innovative mechanical bidets. It's equipped with a single wash nozzle along with water pressure & mode selection knobs that are simple to operate.
NEO Plus Series bidets feature an advanced 360° self-clean mode, an EZ-Lift design for improved cleanability, and faster slide-in installation.
Paul: “This is my third Luxe Bidet and the first of this model. Very easy installation and reliable performance. I prefer this type of bidet over the free standing ones like in hotels. An excellent product.”
Julie: “It cleans itself! This self cleans! There is one spot on each side that it misses, but it handles difficult situations well.”
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The HOROW B0403 is a bidet toilet seat with a dryer! The built-in control panel can customize the water temperature, water pressure, and movement of the nozzle position. The instant-heat seat and hot air drying function provide clean and comfortable enjoyment.
- Warm air drying
- Adjustable heated seat
- Soft-close seat
- LED night light
- Easy installation
Tim: “Simply the best thing I have ever bought for my bathroom. Seat warmer is great for cold mornings, no more cold tushy. I use so much less toilet paper. The massage is awesome. I just love it. My only criticism would be that the remote doesn't have an LED to light the screen.”
Why Bidets Are a Must-Have
Now, you might be wondering, "Why should I ditch my trusty TP for a bidet?" Here are some convincing reasons:
First, bidets are incredibly eco-friendly. They significantly reduce the need for toilet paper, which means fewer trees are sacrificed for our bathroom habits. Think of it as doing your part for the environment one wash at a time. And it's not just about saving trees; you'll also reduce the amount of waste that ends up in landfills!
Secondly, bidets are cost-effective. Think of all the money you'll save on toilet paper. Sure, there’s an initial investment in a bidet, but over time, the savings add up. Plus, you can finally justify that extra avocado toast with the money you're not spending on TP. So... worth it.
In terms of hygiene, bidets provide a thorough clean that toilet paper simply can't match. Using a bidet reduces the risk of infections and leaves you feeling fresh and confident. It's like having a personal hygiene assistant that never judges you for what you had for dinner last night.
And let’s not forget… comfort. If you've ever dealt with the dreaded "toilet paper chafing," a bidet offers a gentle alternative that your bottom will appreciate. Imagine a cool, soothing stream of water instead of abrasive paper—your skin will thank you.
Unexpected Bidet Benefits
Beyond the obvious perks, bidets come with a few surprising benefits that might just blow your mind (or at least your behind):
Ever wanted a spa experience at home? With a bidet, every trip to the bathroom can feel like a mini spa treatment. You don’t need a fancy retreat when you have a bidet; it’s luxury at its finest, right in your own bathroom.
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Bidets also contribute to improved plumbing health. Less toilet paper means fewer clogs and plumbing issues. Your pipes will be singing your praises, and you’ll save on plumber visits. This can be a massive, MASSIVE lifesaver for those with cottages or cabins with iffy plumbing.
For those with pets, a bidet can be an unexpected source of entertainment. Curious cats and dogs might find the bidet's water show endlessly fascinating. Just be prepared for some puzzled looks and maybe a few wet paw prints.
Owning a bidet is also a great conversation starter. Seriously! Imagine the surprise and curiosity when you casually drop into conversation, "Oh, you have a yacht? Well, I have a bidet. Tell me more about your boat." It’s a surefire way to add a dash of sophistication and humor to any gathering.
Ever Considered Toilet Stools?
Do you even know what the hell we're talking about? Well… keep reading.
The Science Behind Pooping
To understand why toilet stools are beneficial, we need a quick lesson in human anatomy. Our bodies are designed to poop in a squatting position. And no, sitting on a toilet normally is NOT a squatting position.
This position naturally aligns our digestive tract, making it easier to go. When we squat, the angle between the rectum and anus becomes optimal, allowing for a smoother, more complete elimination. This angle is known as the anorectal angle, and it’s crucial for efficient pooping.
The Modern Toilet Problem
Modern toilets, while convenient, don’t facilitate this natural squatting position. Sitting at a 90-degree angle on a standard toilet creates a kink in the anorectal angle, making it harder for our bodies to do their business. This can lead to straining, incomplete elimination, and a host of digestive issues over time, such as constipation and hemorrhoids.
Enter the Toilet Stool
A toilet stool, also known as a squatty potty or potty stool, is designed to mimic the natural squatting position while using a modern toilet. By elevating your feet, the stool changes the angle of your hips and aligns your digestive tract more naturally.
Here’s how it works:
- Elevates Your Feet: Placing your feet on the stool raises your knees above your hips, simulating a squatting position
- Improves Posture: This position straightens the anorectal angle, making it easier for waste to pass through without obstruction
- Reduces Straining: With the optimal angle achieved, there’s less need to strain, which can prevent issues like hemorrhoids and pelvic floor problems
- Promotes Complete Elimination: The improved alignment helps to empty the bowels more completely, reducing the risk of leftover waste that can cause discomfort or health issues
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One Stool, Two Heights - This versatile toilet stool can flip to 7” or 9” in height. Perfect for any toilet size.
Nature's Call, the Natural Way - The Bamboo Flip Toilet Stool is made from natural bamboo. This makes it durable yet comfortable to use! Adding bamboo to your bathroom is a great way to create a warm, beautiful space.
- Reposition your body from 90° to 35° to naturally loosen your puborectalis muscle
- Reduce time spent on the toilet
- Easily eliminate the strain
Chloe: “Worth all the hype. It is super comfortable and I enjoy the options for height when needed! I was not prepared to assemble the product myself however it was relatively quick and painless. I will be recommending to others and giving it as gifts on a case by case basis!”
Denise: “Versatile, easy to tuck into the base of the toilet so it is out of the way.”
Christopher: “After trying a few of the wooden squatty potty this one was the best fit for my bathroom. First one arrived damaged but I was promptly sent a replacement.”
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Kick up your feet and let the TUSHY Ottoman position you to deliver the most elegant dump you’ve ever had. No more straining, pushing or constipation. Poop the way nature intended with TUSHY Ottoman.
- Sleek high-end design toilet stool that elevates the look and feel of your bathroom.
- Fits discreetly in front of your toilet and seamlessly blends with your toilet… unlike those other stools.
- Carefully crafted curvature to keep your feet comfy during your equally comfy sh*t.
Bryan: “Absolutely Love It. This poop stool is amazing. Not only does it improve my movements, it’s quite comfortable ergonomically for the balls of my feet. It also perfectly fits the bowl of my floating Toto toilet! 1000% recommend to everyone.”
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The LUXE Comfort Soft & Ergonomic Toilet Footstool is an essential upgrade to your bathroom routine. Toilet footstools help ease our bodies into a natural squatting position, straightening the colon for faster and more effective bowel movements. Unlike other toilet footstools, this footstool is composed of two separate parts— a durable plastic base and a foam cushion on top with water-proof cover. Our cushion provides all the benefits of a toilet foot stool with an added touch of comfort. This footstool can also be tucked away discreetly underneath your toilet bowl when not in use.
Gina: “The Cadillac of all squatty potty’s by far. I spend alot of time in the bathroom with chronic issues and this stool is a lifesaver.”
Vivien: “The construction and material is top quality and very comfortable. The fact that you can tuck it away is a plus.”
Benefits of Using a Toilet Stool
Now that we understand the mechanics, let’s explore the benefits of incorporating a toilet stool into your bathroom routine:
- Better Digestive Health: By promoting a more natural elimination process, toilet stools can help prevent constipation and improve overall digestive health.
- Reduced Risk of Hemorrhoids: Straining is a leading cause of hemorrhoids. By reducing the need to strain, a toilet stool can help prevent these painful occurrences.
- Easier on the Body: For those with mobility issues, the lessened need to strain can make bathroom visits much more comfortable.
- Quicker Bathroom Trips: With the body in the optimal position, you might find that you spend less time on the toilet, as elimination becomes more efficient.
- Eco-Friendly: Using a toilet stool can lead to a more complete elimination, potentially reducing the need for excessive toilet paper usage. Your plumbing and the environment will thank you.
That's all Folks!
So there you have it—the lowdown on bidets and some awesome stools to help you poop! These wonderful devices offer more than just a clean bum; they bring environmental benefits, cost savings, and a touch of luxury to your daily routine. Plus, they’re bound to provide a few laughs along the way. Ready to take the plunge? Your derriere will thank you.
Product information gathered from TUSHY, LUXE Bidet, HOROW, and Squatty Potty. Check them out for more amazing products to upgrade your bathroom experience!
